What do you think would be a good caption for this pict?

Here are some other peoples comments:

« God damn that guy's sexy! Look at that chick eyeing him! »
« God damn that guy's sexy! »
« "if he would shut up and drink, maybe i would get laid tonight..." »
« I you sure I can puke in this? »
« shes so gross im going to puke »
« shes so gross im going to puke »