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« Dear God... Oh dear God... I really wish I douched tonight. Please God I hope they don't notice. I pray they don't notice. Do you think they'll notice? Oh lord... Maybe if I pretend I'm having fun... Please don't notice... »
« they told me it wouldnt hurt, they told me no one would know, now i cant sit down b/c it hurts too much »